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by Michael
February 12, 2015, 2:47 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders player signing speculation 2015
Replies: 8206
Views: 649302

Re: Raiders player signing speculation 2015

Just for the record, Bird wasn't found not guilty - the charges were essentially withdrawn on appeal because his girl refused to testify (i.e. 'received satisfaction') and he was fined for lying to the police. They told some ridiculous story about her somehow getting glassed somehow as a way of gett...
by Michael
February 11, 2015, 10:50 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders player signing speculation 2015
Replies: 8206
Views: 649302

Re: Raiders player signing speculation 2015

If we sign Bird I'm done with this club. Finished. That would be the final insult as a Raiders fan. **** me, I can't even believe this is a consideration. I promise you I will no longer be a Raiders fan at any point in my life if that sub-human piece of garbage pulls on the lime green.
by Michael
November 28, 2014, 6:33 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: NFL is a laugh
Replies: 20
Views: 8590

Re: NFL is a laugh

So I looked into it, you can use anything you want as long as it doesn't leave a residue on the ball. Apparently in the 70's they had this glue like substance called Stickum. It was ok until a few players started smearing their entire bodies in it so the could make catches with their arms and actua...
by Michael
November 12, 2014, 7:34 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Glen Buttriss inspires local men
Replies: 10
Views: 1585

Re: Glen Buttriss inspires local men

I was about to make a joke, but Wayne Berkrey beat me to it. A tip of the lid, sir. Buttriss' NRL career should be a beacon of hope to any semi-fit, moderately-talented male under 35.
by Michael
October 24, 2014, 7:08 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders player signing speculation
Replies: 19051
Views: 1369143

Re: Raiders player signing speculation

I think we should give Nightingale whatever he wants if it avoids a reunion tour of the Tupou/Sailiuma Experience. Our wingers were absolutely disgusting this year.
by Michael
October 18, 2014, 7:02 pm
Forum: Rugby League
Topic: Jarryd Hayne signs with Gold Coast Titans
Replies: 896
Views: 54884

Re: Jarryd Hayne quits NRL for NFL trial

In terms of exposure, Hayne's killing it - The NRL would be spewing, I'd imagine. Here's a good article comparing, among other things, the management of both codes - http://m.smh.com.au/rugby-league/jarryd-hayne-move-highlights-sports-turf-war-20141016-117060.html The fact that I sit at my desk at ...
by Michael
October 18, 2014, 7:00 pm
Forum: Rugby League
Topic: Jarryd Hayne signs with Gold Coast Titans
Replies: 896
Views: 54884

Re: Jarryd Hayne quits NRL for NFL trial

Might be reading too much into it, but Harvin is going to the Jets. All of a sudden Carrolls comments about Hayne are getting fishier... You sir, are an idiot. If you think Seattle are cutting a Pro-Bowl wideout to make room for an Aussie nobody who's never played a single minute of competitive (am...
by Michael
October 14, 2014, 6:39 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

I'm pretty sure it's hard to hire strippers when you're not actually in control of your own finances, you **** cat.
by Michael
October 14, 2014, 6:38 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

Guys, guys - remember when MB was babbling on about porn being empowering for women? That's how you know his heart is in the right place. Also, I'm pretty sure Keno has never been near a stripper, or a woman, or another human being in his life that wasn't his sister and her bank account, so he can p...
by Michael
October 13, 2014, 8:31 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

How many pages worth of your guys talk on women got deleted, pretty telling. You've got something against certain professions while I have something against trash talking women you've been with, I know which I find more disgusting and disrespectful to women. I didn't trash-talk anyone I was with. I...
by Michael
October 13, 2014, 8:14 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That'll do me.
by Michael
October 13, 2014, 8:07 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

To be honest, any party with a bunch of dudes just sitting around while some poor girl in her undies dishes out beers while they leer at her probably isn't the sort of party I'd want to be at. Anyway, why am I arguing this? The point is you're a creep and you make me sick to my stomach.
by Michael
October 13, 2014, 7:58 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

Bar wench at a bucks party how is that unusual, friendly in the way she served body shots etc unlike previous ones, nothing untowards happened. (She did stay the night as too wasted to drive home but we gave her one of the 3 suites to herself). If you consider that seedy I think you should re-read ...
by Michael
October 13, 2014, 7:41 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*
Replies: 31982
Views: 426084

Re: The Betting Thread II *Spoilers*

Manbush wrote:Top it off the beer wench arrived at the resort an hour after we got back, friendliest one I've ever seen.
You are seriously the seediest unit I've ever come across. Every post of yours makes my skin crawl.
by Michael
August 25, 2014, 9:56 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Canberra Raiders need a whack with the wooden spoon
Replies: 40
Views: 3355

Re: Canberra Raiders need a whack with the wooden spoon

Brew wrote:Yeah it looks like in Ricky's first year he was trying to give the guys a chance and keep the peace and keep a happy camp, but first with Campo, then McCrone maybe the penny has dropped.
Do me a favour! He was brought back on to play dummy half about 5 mins later.
by Michael
August 24, 2014, 2:09 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 24 V Sharks: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 876
Views: 29361

Re: 2014 Rd 24 V Sharks: Game Day and Post Match

Ladies and gentlemen, Joshua McCrone.
by Michael
August 6, 2014, 8:53 am
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Canberra Raiders deserve the wooden spoon
Replies: 59
Views: 3957

Re: Canberra Raiders deserve the wooden spoon

The Sharks and Knights have actually faced actual adversity this year - some of it self-inflicted of course, but the ASADA shambles, coaches getting fired/leaving, McKinnon breaking his neck, Tinkler not paying players...that's all genuine adversity. We haven't had any hurdles to overcome. We just *...
by Michael
August 5, 2014, 8:19 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans
Replies: 64
Views: 3812

Re: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans

Shadow Boxer wrote:No takers ?

Didn't think so.
Why are you surprised that no-one wants to make a bet with some anonymous blowhard on a footy forum that won't potentially be resolved in the next 20 years? Look at you. Ain't nobody man enough for the SB!
by Michael
August 5, 2014, 8:13 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans
Replies: 64
Views: 3812

Re: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans

Get outta here Woodgers! Everything is fine, nothing to see here! Fwiw I'd take shadow boxer up on his offer but frankly there is very little chance I'll even care about this sport by the time I was able to collect Nicko, have you lost interest in the game by any degree? I reckon I've watched less ...
by Michael
August 5, 2014, 5:12 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans
Replies: 64
Views: 3812

Re: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans

Aside from the whole 'the NRL needs a club in Canberra' (clearly it doesn't think so) argument, it's hard to recommend a single reason on or off the field as to why the Raiders should exist. We are a complete rabble in every conceivable way. We do have a proud and successful history, though - a his...
by Michael
August 5, 2014, 4:40 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans
Replies: 64
Views: 3812

Re: Raiders and Titans woes set to scupper expansion plans

Aside from the whole 'the NRL needs a club in Canberra' (clearly it doesn't think so) argument, it's hard to recommend a single reason on or off the field as to why the Raiders should exist. We are a complete rabble in every conceivable way.
by Michael
July 28, 2014, 9:26 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 812
Views: 22887

Re: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match

Stuart would have been remembered as one of the greatest players ever. Now, even as a Raiders fan, my memory of him will be as a clown of a man and a relentlessly terrible, negative coach. So god knows that's how fans of other clubs will remember him. He's a laughing stock amongst other fans. A wal...
by Michael
July 28, 2014, 9:21 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 812
Views: 22887

Re: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match

Stuart would have been remembered as one of the greatest players ever. Now, even as a Raiders fan, my memory of him will be as a clown of a man and a relentlessly terrible, negative coach. So god knows that's how fans of other clubs will remember him.
by Michael
July 28, 2014, 9:19 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 812
Views: 22887

Re: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match

We are legitimately terrible at everything. Our defence stinks, our attack is pedestrian, our kicking game awful, our mental fortitude non-existent, coaching is predictably horrible, our kids are worse off than they were last year. We should be a lock for the spoon and its not even close. Sides jus...
by Michael
July 28, 2014, 9:12 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 812
Views: 22887

Re: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match

We are legitimately terrible at everything. Our defence stinks, our attack is pedestrian, our kicking game awful, our mental fortitude non-existent, coaching is predictably horrible, our kids are worse off than they were last year. We should be a lock for the spoon and its not even close. Sides jus...
by Michael
July 28, 2014, 9:07 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match
Replies: 812
Views: 22887

Re: 2014 Rd 20 V Rabbitohs: Game Day and Post Match

We are legitimately terrible at everything. Our defence stinks, our attack is pedestrian, our kicking game awful, our mental fortitude non-existent, coaching is predictably horrible, our kids are worse off than they were last year. We should be a lock for the spoon and its not even close. Sides just...
by Michael
July 17, 2014, 9:42 pm
Forum: Rugby League
Topic: Titans head list of salary cap breaches
Replies: 536
Views: 30624

Re: Brisbane under investigation

dubby wrote:Broncos have been doing things like this for years. They're not alone though, I bet every club has a way of "exploiting loop holes"
I bet we don't. Farmer Mac is flat-out tying his own shoes.
by Michael
July 13, 2014, 5:25 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: McCrone actually played well
Replies: 67
Views: 3084

Re: McCrone actually played well

He stank. Like always. Brief flashes of competence are not worth getting excited over.
by Michael
July 13, 2014, 4:25 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: 'I'm Gay' Ian Thorpe tells Parkinson
Replies: 52
Views: 16149

Re: 'I'm Gay' Ian Thorpe tells Parkinson

As has been noted, Brian Taylor's disgusting babble on the AFL coverage last night just highlighted why he would have denied it for so long.
by Michael
July 8, 2014, 10:08 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Canberra Raiders seek second female board member
Replies: 30
Views: 2144

Re: Canberra Raiders seek second female board member

LOL at talking about 'best qualified' when the Raiders board consists of mouth-breathing, moronic dinosaurs.
by Michael
July 8, 2014, 8:40 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: What car do you drive thread?
Replies: 112
Views: 22282

Re: What car do you drive thread?

Raider 85 wrote:A Ferrari - the best most expensive one. Looks exactly like the best most expensive one within Google images.
I missed this earlier.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Michael
July 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: What car do you drive thread?
Replies: 112
Views: 22282

Re: What car do you drive thread?

Has billyt forgotten that a certain former member of this forum (and with good reason, horrible poster) exposed him as being a 17 year old Brisbane supporter who absolutely lives with his parents and in no way does any of the things he regularly claims to? The balls on this guy.
by Michael
July 8, 2014, 8:05 pm
Forum: The Lime Lounge
Topic: What car do you drive thread?
Replies: 112
Views: 22282

Re: What car do you drive thread?

Time to show us your rides boys :) I drive this a ve clubsport r8 exact same as this picture. http://www.themotorreport.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hsv-clubsport-r8-2009-02-thumb.jpg Oh this thread is too good. Too **** good. Is this the car that daddy gave you the 80k loan for? Here we go ag...
by Michael
July 4, 2014, 11:29 pm
Forum: Canberra Raiders
Topic: Furner slams door shut on Carney return
Replies: 150
Views: 7962

Re: Furner slams door shut on Carney return

I hope Ricky opens the door, this club is rock bottom and a joke. With the NRL now introducing a no **** policy this afternoon where you punt a player for misbehaviour won't count towards the cap then it's worth the gamble. Brew I think you've missed the whole point of the no **** policy. Unfortuna...
by Michael
July 2, 2014, 7:20 am
Forum: Rugby League
Topic: Todd Carney sacked... again
Replies: 576
Views: 28574

Re: OFFICIAL: Todd Carney sacked... again

Just because Greg Bird isn't deserving of a place in the NRL (and in an ideal world would be in prison) isn't a reason not to sack Carney, someone who while less criminally culpable, is still completely undeserving of a place in the NRL.