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[Finchy]

Imagine if we re-established “ask Ben”

I know GE said it had run its course, but something like "Ask Ben" would seem like a step in the right direction. The relationship between the club and many fans on here resembles a dysfunctional marriage that should have ended some time ago.

I’m more than happy to put my hand up for a weekly “Ask Fui” column


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Hi Fui, long time reader first time poster. Do you fold or scrunch?

[FuiFui BradBrad]

Finchy, welcome aboard!

I do both, I fold twice, then scrunch. I see the advantages in both approaches.

[bonehead]

I'll be down to Canberra tomorrow, Questacon tomorrow arvo. Stromlo and Footy sunday

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[-PJ-]

Drive safe boney..

[bonehead]

Drive safe boney..

spoilsport

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[FuiFui BradBrad]

My latest concoction is in the cleaning stage of fermenting. It’s a vegan mead. Agave instead of honey. Apple juice, raspberries and thyme.

Be ready in December.

[gangrenous]

Did you resolve your work dilemma Fui?

[dubby]

Hey Fui,

Do you wash your car outside first, or detail the interior first?

And what is up with cats?

[FuiFui BradBrad]

Did you resolve your work dilemma Fui?

Yeah kinda. Went back to my old team. Things have been weird, but manageable.

Just focusing on what I can control these days.

[FuiFui BradBrad]

Hey Fui,

Do you wash your car outside first, or detail the interior first?

And what is up with cats?

Hey Dubs,

None of the above. I take my car to one of them shopping centre car washes. Get your car cleaned and not have to worry about looking for a parking spot, win/win.

Cats, I don’t think anyone knows. Cheese gets entranced by them. Will stop in her tracks and just stare at them.

[bonehead]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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[FuiFui BradBrad]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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Playing Riding Dirty on my boombox as I go.

Righty-o, Ask Fui is flipping on its head. Mrs Fui gets her hair done in Windsor, and last time I figured instead of just going home and waiting for the call to pick her up, I’d explore Windsor and have a treat myself day.

It was great. Walking the main street, I noticed they had 3 pubs in the town. Royal Exchange, Fitzroy and Macquarie Arms. With MA boasting about being the oldest mainland pub in Aus, I thought I’d check it out.

I’ve now decided the next time Mrs Fui gets the hair done, I’m going to do all 3 as a mini achievement. Her hair appointment is at 9:30… is that too early to be rocking up to pubs and drinking solo? I’m feeling it’s line ball… I mean, they’re open right?

[Dr Zaius]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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Playing Riding Dirty on my boombox as I go.

Righty-o, Ask Fui is flipping on its head. Mrs Fui gets her hair done in Windsor, and last time I figured instead of just going home and waiting for the call to pick her up, I’d explore Windsor and have a treat myself day.

It was great. Walking the main street, I noticed they had 3 pubs in the town. Royal Exchange, Fitzroy and Macquarie Arms. With MA boasting about being the oldest mainland pub in Aus, I thought I’d check it out.

I’ve now decided the next time Mrs Fui gets the hair done, I’m going to do all 3 as a mini achievement. Her hair appointment is at 9:30… is that too early to be rocking up to pubs and drinking solo? I’m feeling it’s line ball… I mean, they’re open right?

It's midday somewhere in the world Fui.

[Off]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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Playing Riding Dirty on my boombox as I go.

Righty-o, Ask Fui is flipping on its head. Mrs Fui gets her hair done in Windsor, and last time I figured instead of just going home and waiting for the call to pick her up, I’d explore Windsor and have a treat myself day.

It was great. Walking the main street, I noticed they had 3 pubs in the town. Royal Exchange, Fitzroy and Macquarie Arms. With MA boasting about being the oldest mainland pub in Aus, I thought I’d check it out.

I’ve now decided the next time Mrs Fui gets the hair done, I’m going to do all 3 as a mini achievement. Her hair appointment is at 9:30… is that too early to be rocking up to pubs and drinking solo? I’m feeling it’s line ball… I mean, they’re open right?

Never too early mate, I love grabbing a couple of early morning schooners at opening at the Tedesco inn... also I start pretty early at work 5am, and have been known to knock off a six pack by 7.30 of coopers red.

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[The Nickman]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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Playing Riding Dirty on my boombox as I go.

Righty-o, Ask Fui is flipping on its head. Mrs Fui gets her hair done in Windsor, and last time I figured instead of just going home and waiting for the call to pick her up, I’d explore Windsor and have a treat myself day.

It was great. Walking the main street, I noticed they had 3 pubs in the town. Royal Exchange, Fitzroy and Macquarie Arms. With MA boasting about being the oldest mainland pub in Aus, I thought I’d check it out.

I’ve now decided the next time Mrs Fui gets the hair done, I’m going to do all 3 as a mini achievement. Her hair appointment is at 9:30… is that too early to be rocking up to pubs and drinking solo? I’m feeling it’s line ball… I mean, they’re open right?

It's midday somewhere in the world Fui.

Interesting you say it like that, Doc. Some people say it's 5pm in the world somewhere, but I've always said it's 10am in the world somewhere... I guess it's all just a matter of perspective.

And Fui... 9.30am is absolutely NOT too early to start drinking. Some might even argue it's a bit late.

[bonehead]

I imagine Fui trawling Richmond plaza on a segway like an Adonis version of Paul blart

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Playing Riding Dirty on my boombox as I go.

Righty-o, Ask Fui is flipping on its head. Mrs Fui gets her hair done in Windsor, and last time I figured instead of just going home and waiting for the call to pick her up, I’d explore Windsor and have a treat myself day.

It was great. Walking the main street, I noticed they had 3 pubs in the town. Royal Exchange, Fitzroy and Macquarie Arms. With MA boasting about being the oldest mainland pub in Aus, I thought I’d check it out.

I’ve now decided the next time Mrs Fui gets the hair done, I’m going to do all 3 as a mini achievement. Her hair appointment is at 9:30… is that too early to be rocking up to pubs and drinking solo? I’m feeling it’s line ball… I mean, they’re open right?

It's midday somewhere in the world Fui.

Interesting you say it like that, Doc. Some people say it's 5pm in the world somewhere, but I've always said it's 10am in the world somewhere... I guess it's all just a matter of perspective.

And Fui... 9.30am is absolutely NOT too early to start drinking. Some might even argue it's a bit late.

yeah it's all relative

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[-PJ-]

I have a beer coming off dogwatch, 1 maybe 2, helps me sleep.

[-PJ-]

Unfortunate timing for the monster.

She’s been in Tamworth for over 2 weeks now while her bathroom reno gets done.

Well it will be finished 2mrw but I’m working all weekend and won’t head north till next Satd.

Best part, the monster doesn’t know it.

She’ll ring soon for an update.

[bonehead]

Boneyjr 16th bday yesterday, passed his L's this morning

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[T_R]

Boneyjr 16th bday yesterday, passed his L's this morning

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Busy year coming up

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[-PJ-]

On top of the loss yesterday my day got worse.

The monster came home.

4-25pm. And she wants to talk about her time in Tamworth, family news and of course the new bathroom.

PJ- Hey hey, back in yr box, the footys on.

[bonehead]

Thoughts and prayers mate

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[-PJ-]

Thoughts and prayers mate

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You should have seen the colour drain from her face when I told her I’ve already christened the crapper and the shower..

[FuiFui BradBrad]

Asked ChatGPT to write a Dave Matthews song. Didn’t disappoint

(Verse 1)
Underneath the sycamore tree, by the riverside so wide,
I strum my guitar, feeling the rhythm of the tide.
The sun dips low, casting shadows long and free,
In this moment, I find my peace, just like you and me.

(Chorus)
We're dancing with the stars, under the moon's soft glow,
In this melody, our emotions flow.
With violin and saxophone, our hearts they intertwine,
In this sweet, sweet moment, we'll let our spirits shine.

(Verse 2)
With lyrics like poetry, we sing about love's sweet embrace,
As the fireflies flicker and the night takes its place.
The world fades away, leaving just you and me,
Lost in the music, it's the way it's meant to be.

(Chorus)
We're dancing with the stars, under the moon's soft glow,
In this melody, our emotions flow.
With violin and saxophone, our hearts they intertwine,
In this sweet, sweet moment, we'll let our spirits shine.

(Bridge)
A fiddle's cry, a saxophone's sigh, a harmony so divine,
In this style, we'll let our souls entwine.
With every strum and every note, we're living in a dream,
In this jam session under the stars, life's not as it may seem.

(Verse 3)
As the night turns to dawn, we'll keep this moment alive,
With every chord progression, our spirits will thrive.
In this style, we'll jam till the break of day,
With the sunrise as our witness, our love will never fade away.

(Chorus)
We're dancing with the stars, under the moon's soft glow,
In this melody, our emotions flow.
With violin and saxophone, our hearts they intertwine,
In this sweet, sweet moment, we'll let our spirits shine.

(Outro)
So let the music guide us, like a river to the sea,
In this style, we'll let our spirits roam free.
With love, laughter, and music, we'll cherish this night,
Underneath the sycamore tree, in the soft moonlight.

[gangrenous]

Asked ChatGPT to write a Dave Matthews song. Didn’t disappoint

Then it wasn’t a Dave Matthews song!

[gangrenous]

I could use a game of 500. Love a good game (and an open misere or two )

[The Nickman]

Love a good open misere. Feels so satisfying to pull one off, and if you’re playing the game properly you’ve got to get the bid above 250 before you can call one, meaning you have to bluff that you have a good hand to start with.

[gangrenous]

I feel like a good misere is more pleasing than an open. If I’m playing open it’s just mechanical from there, because if I don’t have the hand for it my opponents will tear it apart. A misere where it might be a bit risky and take some deft play *chef’s kiss*.

Though you’re bang on about the bidding - though I think we used to have 8 spades supersede a misere, and permit and open call. It’s pretty arbitrary and silly having the line drawn between spades and clubs.

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Is that the save the world/I'm a green leftist jibbering self hating #I identify as a them system.

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[reptar]

Is that the save the world/I'm a green leftist jibbering self hating #I identify as a them system.

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No. That doesn’t sound like it at all

[Off]

Thats the gangers system.

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[dubby]

Thats the gangers system.

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Hahahahhaa

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[-PJ-]

The monster files..

The monster is going to Greenhills shopping centre sometime this week, it’s big, really big.

Monster- You wouldn’t know the phone number to Greenhills would you ?
PJ- You have internet ? Google it. Type it into your search engine and hit GO !!! Google is your friend, ask it anything. What do you want Greenhills shopping centre number for ?
Monster- Oh I’m going there next week and I’m going to ring the shopping centre and get them to send me a map of the centre layout, all the shops they have and what levels they are on.

THATS RIGHT, I DIDNT STUTTER !!!!

PJ- Are you on drugs ?

[bonehead]

The monster files..

The monster is going to Greenhills shopping centre sometime this week, it’s big, really big.

Monster- You wouldn’t know the phone number to Greenhills would you ?
PJ- You have internet ? Google it. Type it into your search engine and hit GO !!! Google is your friend, ask it anything. What do you want Greenhills shopping centre number for ?
Monster- Oh I’m going there next week and I’m going to ring the shopping centre and get them to send me a map of the centre layout, all the shops they have and what levels they are on.

THATS RIGHT, I DIDNT STUTTER !!!!

PJ- Are you on drugs ?

it's big, I'm a fan

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[-PJ-]

The monster files..

The monster is going to Greenhills shopping centre sometime this week, it’s big, really big.

Monster- You wouldn’t know the phone number to Greenhills would you ?
PJ- You have internet ? Google it. Type it into your search engine and hit GO !!! Google is your friend, ask it anything. What do you want Greenhills shopping centre number for ?
Monster- Oh I’m going there next week and I’m going to ring the shopping centre and get them to send me a map of the centre layout, all the shops they have and what levels they are on.

THATS RIGHT, I DIDNT STUTTER !!!!

PJ- Are you on drugs ?

it's big, I'm a fan

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Can you duck over to East Maitland ?

Grab a map of the shopping centre and mail it to The Monster at Woodrising.

Cheers boney.